Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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