So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
