Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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