Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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