Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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