Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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