it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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