Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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