am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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