i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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