Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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