i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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