So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
