If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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