Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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