I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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