I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
