I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
