So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think my vagina is haunted
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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