i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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