U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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