I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Oh god it's open bar.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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