im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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