There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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