Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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