does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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