Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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