Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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