no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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