problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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