i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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