Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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