the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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