I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
