I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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