i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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