Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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