Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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