This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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