I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
