she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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