She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
