How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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