he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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