Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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