Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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