If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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