think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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