i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize