it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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