in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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