just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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