So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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