i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
