I skipped work to stalk him.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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