1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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