I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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