is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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