yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
4 words: hood of his car
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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